Ajax Thinks

Ajax Thinks
by Muffin Man

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

House or Howser?

I made a comment to Muffin Man yesterday about Doogie Howser and House. I'd like to delve further into thought about the two TV doctors. I'm wondering which would be a better guy to have checking you out when you are ill. House is obnoxious and self-centered, but he has been around for a while and he knows his diagnostics. Doogie is a pup compared to House, but he has more of that "bed-side manner" about him. House would probably make fun of you and burn your face with his cynicism, then he'll leave you to an intern or custodian to treat your burns. He is heartless and uncaring. Probably because of his constant prescription pain-killer induced high. There's one reason to prefer Doogie, he's not drugged up and he keeps meticulous records of his life on his personal computer. I wonder if he ever upgraded from the DOS prompt...

The rest of this post can be found in the Ajax's Whimsical Revolution ebook for Amazon's Kindle. The book is a compilation of my favorite posts, 78 to be exact, of which this is one. If you don't have a Kindle e-reader you can download the free Amazon Kindle app for PC or Mac.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Listen to What the Television Says and No One Will Get Hurt

The TV just told me that 1 in 5 relationships now begin through the Internet. It was a match.com commercial. I decided to think about it, and if you don't look at romantic relationships, I can think of perhaps half a dozen people who I communicate with on Facebook whom I have never met. If I have just misused "whom" please tell me. I don't want to look it up. I'm tired of looking up "affect" and "effect" every time I want to use them too. I don't know why I don't remember it. I digress, again. If 1 in 5 relationships start on the Internet as an average, I am seriously below average on this front. Lets look at Facebook alone. I believe that at the moment I have one friend that I have never met in person. A friend of a friend and we both comment on the common friend and such. I guess that could count as some kind of relationship. Out of the 70 some friends I have on Facebook, my Internet relationship ratio is 1 in 70. That's horrible when compared to match.com's claim! I think I need to increase my Internet relationship starting. I doubt that I will do that though. That's just something that I thought of when the commercial was on. Makes me think of how we are twirling away into a Brave New World.
I have also created a koan: if Ajax writes a blog post and Muffin Man doesn't read it, was the post actually ever written? Clear your mind. Zen.
Well, I'm 9 days into my goal of writing everyday in August. I'm also closing in on my 100th post on this here blog. Friday will be the 100th post. We should all go out for ice cream. Since none of you are here, I will go out for ice cream by myself and eat enough for all of you. It will be great. Thanks for reading.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Tools and Opportunity

Recently I heard someone on the news say if people have tools and opportunity they will make things happen. I'd like to think that is true, but I'm afraid that it probably isn't. Not in every case. I think there is still a majority of people who are willing to work, and that's good. I do think that there are a lot who aren't willing to work and while these do not make up a majority, there are too many in this group. I'm usually preachy about not creating "us and them" labels, but there are some obvious classifications among people, and this is one of them: willingness to work. Maybe I'm hypocritical on this point. Maybe it is just as wrong to group people into "criminals" and "law-abiders" or "mental ill" and "normal" as it is label people as willing to work or not willing to work. Maybe there can't possibly be a no-labels society. Even if this is the case we can still control how we view and treat groups which we label as "them." But that's another story. My question is about just how much people are limited by environment and how much they are limited by desire. The context in which I heard the comment about giving people the tools and opportunity and letting them make things happen was in a community with the classification of being the most obese in the country. Overall, the people in this community were collectively larger than the residents of any other community. A woman in the community challenged her neighbors to lose weight and began workshops and exercise programs community-wide to help them. She said that once they were given access to the resources necessary the people were able to make the appropriate changes to remedy their collective health problems. It was a good example of how people who were limited by environment were able to make things happen. I don't want to take away from their success, but I begin to wonder why they weren't able to make changes personally. Why did it take a community organizer to inspire them? Did they really not have access to nutritional information and the ability to walk before the organizer came along? I agree with the statement that people are limited by resources, in some cases, but I think that there is a greater problem of limitation by desire. I congratulate the people who got out and exercised and improved their health. But I don't think it was lack of resources that limited them. I think it was a lack of desire, which was probably a lack of hope. I would suggest that the woman who organized the activities and education introduced hope, not resources. It is hope of achievement that overcomes limitations of desire, which is what I would target as the real culprit. I think we are limited more by our desire than by anything else. When a person has desire they are able to overcome other limitations, like the lack of resources. Maybe not the most smile-inducing example, but look at the ingenuity of inmates in prisons as far as the ideas and tools they manufacture. They are extremely limited in resources, but they can still create weapons and tools to escape prison. Their desire makes up for their limited resources. Again, I know that isn't the happiest example, but it makes the point. We can focus on our lack of resources and opportunities and not get anything done. We can stand outside the burning building and lament "If only we had a hose to connect to this hydrant!" Or, we can do something. Anything. It will always depend on the situation, but if you want to effect a change you usually can to some degree. Hope creates desire and desire can (though not always) overcome limitations on resources, tools and opportunity. We need to take responsibility for our individual selves and "think outside the box." Find new and better ways to do things. Don't wait for someone else to cure the disease or come up with a better process, do it yourself. And then share it.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Billy Joel

Billy Joel is my favorite musician. I am listening to him right now. I've spent all morning working in the yard, as is my favorite thing to do lately, and I will be going to a movie with friends tonight. In meeting my goal of writing here everyday I am going to say that I like Billy Joel and call it good. I don't have anything pressing on my mind to write about, and I probably won't have anything to say later so I'm just doing this. You can call if filler if you want. You can say I've lost my touch and I'm selling out to the blogging world or something. I don't know why, that doesn't make any sense, but you could say it. If you wanted to, that is. But before you start getting down on me for writing filler posts, I just want you to think about one thing, the appendix. Talk about filler! We've got filler in our own bodies. If you can take out an appendix and a person can live a full life then it must be filler. Granted, I'd like to keep all of the parts of me that I came with for as long as I can, and there probably was a purpose for it before we learned to filter water or something, but for now the appendix is just filler. So this post is the appendix of my blog's body. Take it or leave it. It is a healthy one as I am not intending to say anything inflammatory. Suffice it to say, I like Billy Joel. Some of my favorite songs of his are (in no particular order): Vienna, Honesty, I Go to Extremes, My Life and his cover of Bob Dylan's To Make You Feel My Love. Those are some of my favorites, but you'd be hard pressed to find one of his songs that I don't like. There are some that I wouldn't put on my regular rotation, such as River of Dreams, that one just doesn't do it for me, but I still like it. Anyway, that's all I want to say today.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Blogging is the Poor Man's Radio

I haven't heard from any of the jobs I've applied for yet. I haven't applied for many jobs yet. I'm not sure if I should take it more seriously yet or not; it has only been two weeks, today, since I finished my last exam of college. Not that there need be a grace period before finding a job. I'd like to have started work already, maybe. Perhaps two weeks off is good enough, so it'd be nice to start work on Monday. In a way I am; I'm going to play band with my friend Nate. He is the one drumming in the songs attached to the widget at the bottom of this page. In case you haven't figured it out yet, that's my old band. Maybe this time around we'll make something happen. My sister is going to sing with us, and she can actually sing. Maybe that can't be a job. Perhaps this writing thing can be a job. I don't know how, unless I get a post office box, give you the address and then wait for you to send me money. Which is probably illegal. And there aren't nearly enough people reading this that aren't related to me to make that a profitable system. I like the idea of writing a book, but I don't know what to do with it after I write it (provided I do finish it). When I recorded an album it was a piece of cake to send it to iTunes (don't bother looking, I'm not renewing the whatever its called so the album is coming down August 9th), I just created an account with tunecore.com and uploaded the tracks. I don't think there is as easy a way to publish a book. Maybe there is. Maybe I'll make it my job to find out. That sounds like a decent job, but I don't think I can pay myself much. I'll have to take in sewing and mending to supplement my income. That's what I will do! I'll sew quilts and rock the county fair circuit. Good enough for me. Problem solved.