House or Howser?

I made a comment to Muffin Man yesterday about Doogie Howser and House. I'd like to delve further into thought about the two TV doctors. I'm wondering which would be a better guy to have checking you out when you are ill. House is obnoxious and self-centered, but he has been around for a while and he knows his diagnostics. Doogie is a pup compared to House, but he has more of that "bed-side manner" about him. House would probably make fun of you and burn your face with his cynicism, then he'll leave you to an intern or custodian to treat your burns. He is heartless and uncaring. Probably because of his constant prescription pain-killer induced high. There's one reason to prefer Doogie, he's not drugged up and he keeps meticulous records of his life on his personal computer. I wonder if he ever upgraded from the DOS prompt...

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